Whoever Was In The Meeting built an AI policy generator generated by AI

“We're too small to get hacked.”— Chen, Whoever Was In The Meeting

Reason:

Officially because IT said no, politely, in writing, on a Wednesday. Copied to production via floppy disks.

Built by:

Chen, a recruiter

Build time:

7 evenings

Built with:

an Electron app wrapping a website

Database:

dates stored as text in 3 different formats

Authentication:

everyone uses the admin account

Deployment:

deployed 15 minutes before the builder went on holiday

Responsible:

a project group that technically no longer exists

Documentation:

a Loom video nobody can find

Security situation:

it has an admin panel, unlinked, unprotected

Future disaster:

It will be replaced by another tool built by Sofia.

Age: 1.7 years · originally expected to last 2 months · 2 owners so far · last meaningful change 3 days ago

Rated common mostly because: €55k per year, alive 10x longer than intended, 1 accidental connections.