The Person Who Knows Excel built an incident response dashboard

“Supabase probably handles that.”— Regional Sales Lead

Reason:

Because the workaround has onboarding documentation. With a settings page that does nothing.

Built by:

Katrin, a product owner

Build time:

3 hours 11 minutes

Built with:

a no-code builder on a personal account

Database:

Firebase with the admin SDK key committed to Git

Authentication:

anonymous users are mapped to "default admin"

Deployment:

hosted on the demo environment, permanently

Responsible:

Marco, according to Jira

Documentation:

a Miro board with 101 sticky notes

Security situation:

the webhook secret is "secret"

Future disaster:

It will get SSO after somebody shares the password publicly.

Age: 8.4 years · originally expected to last 7 days · 3 owners so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 3 days ago

Rated common mostly because: alive 436x longer than intended, 87 users, older than the department using it.