What you are claiming
Procurement built a deployment button
“Microsoft probably handles that.”— IT Service Desk
- Reason:
- Because the budget appeared unexpectedly on Friday. Already exported 57,349 rows to somebody's laptop.
- Built by:
- Olivier, a recruiter
- Build time:
- 2 hours 35 minutes
- Built with:
- a Notion database with automations
- Database:
- an FTP server containing folders called NEW, NEW2 and FINAL
- Authentication:
- the audit log is a text file called audit-final.txt
- Deployment:
- hosted in a cloud region nobody intended to use
- Responsible:
- Katrin, because they clicked "create project" first
- Documentation:
- a Slack message saying "I'll document this later"
- Security situation:
- the encryption key is in the source code
- Future disaster:
- It will turn out to contain the only correct pricing data.
Accidentally connected to (1)
- → uses Slack as a queue
Age: 92 days · originally expected to last 3 months · 1 owner so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 92 days ago
Rated common mostly because: 1 accidental connections, 1 users, 3% chance of becoming business critical.
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Procurement built a deployment button
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