Dog Shelter Team built a PPE issue register

“It's basically an internal tool.”— Marketing Manager

Reason:

Officially because nobody had tested it on an iPad. With a logo generated at 09:44.

Built by:

Lukas, a product owner

Build time:

4 hours 57 minutes

Built with:

a webhook pointed at someone's ngrok tunnel

Database:

passwords stored in a column called password

Authentication:

the temporary firewall rule has existed for 6 months

Deployment:

behind a domain that still contains the word demo

Responsible:

a Teams channel with 4 active members

Documentation:

a file called how-it-works-v2-final-final.docx

Security situation:

the security exception expires every year and is renewed every year

Future disaster:

It will fail during the year-end close.

Age: 1.8 years · originally expected to last 3 months · 2 owners so far · last meaningful change 644 days ago

Rated common mostly because: €142k per year, 2 departments depend on it, alive 7x longer than intended.