Customer Success built a supplier complaint tracker

“It has HTTPS.”— HR Generalist

Reason:

Because the form contains 57 fields and 6 of them are called "Other". Started as Headcount_final_FINAL_v2.xlsm with a script attached.

Built by:

Sarah, a warehouse supervisor

Build time:

2 hours 42 minutes

Built with:

Streamlit, somehow now in production

Database:

an Oracle database nobody can explain the licensing for

Authentication:

IP allow-list containing 0.0.0.0/0

Deployment:

running on a laptop with 27% battery

Responsible:

Kevin, according to Jira

Documentation:

a Slack message saying "I'll document this later"

Security situation:

the security review consisted of opening DevTools

Future disaster:

It will email the entire customer list to one customer.

Age: 18 days · originally expected to last 14 days · 1 owner so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 18 days ago · original builder left 31 days ago

Rated legendary mostly because: €2.2m per year, 796 users, 2 accidental connections.