What you are claiming
Digital Transformation built an incident response dashboard
“We have a backup somewhere.”— Chen, Digital Transformation
- Reason:
- Because the documentation starts with "TODO". Built in one weekend and demonstrated immediately afterwards.
- Built by:
- Chen, a product owner
- Build time:
- one weekend
- Built with:
- Next.js, because the tutorial used it
- Database:
- one table with 174 columns
- Authentication:
- the audit log is console.log
- Deployment:
- deployed with a shell script called deploy-final.sh
- Responsible:
- Sofia, until somebody notices
- Documentation:
- a Confluence page copied from another project
- Security situation:
- the threat model is "why would anyone attack us?"
- Future disaster:
- It will be used for payroll by accident.
Accidentally connected to (1)
- → retries failed jobs forever
Age: 220 days · originally expected to last 2 months · 1 owner so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 220 days ago
Rated common mostly because: 61 users, 27% chance of becoming business critical, €20k per year.
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