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The Remote Team built an internal app built because someone disliked one dropdown
“It's basically Power Apps.”— Regional Sales Lead
- Reason:
- Officially because Finance has a different spreadsheet. Presented in a town hall as "innovation".
- Built by:
- Daniel, a field technician
- Build time:
- 4 evenings
- Built with:
- WordPress with eleven plugins
- Database:
- a second Postgres called app_db, for safety
- Authentication:
- the security model is "we have antivirus"
- Deployment:
- behind a CDN for an app only used inside one building
- Responsible:
- Sofia, who is currently interviewing elsewhere
- Documentation:
- a README that begins with "temporary notes"
- Security situation:
- security is handled by a checkbox called admin
- Future disaster:
- It will cause IT to ask "what server?".
Age: 172 days · originally expected to last 14 days · 1 owner so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 172 days ago
Rated common mostly because: €209k per year, 31% chance of becoming business critical, alive 12x longer than intended.
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