The Process Excellence Team built a pallet location finder

“We have a diagram.”— IT Service Desk

Reason:

Honestly? Because somebody watched a 19 minute tutorial. Renamed twice to avoid attention.

Built by:

Anja, a controller

Build time:

3 evenings

Built with:

Bootstrap 3 and a dream

Database:

the legacy system's database through a read-only user with write permissions

Authentication:

the production token is in Slack

Deployment:

hosted on Olivier's personal Vercel account

Responsible:

a project group that technically no longer exists

Documentation:

a Confluence page linking to another Confluence page

Security situation:

the certificate expired 209 days ago

Future disaster:

It will be used for payroll by accident.

Age: 14 days · originally expected to last 14 days · 1 owner so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 14 days ago

Rated common mostly because: 246 users, 19% chance of becoming business critical, €1k per year.