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An External Consultant built a procurement savings dashboard
“We'll add authentication later.”— Lukas, An External Consultant
- Reason:
- Mainly because Friday at 17:31 seemed like a reasonable time to deploy. With 2 users, one of whom is the CEO.
- Built by:
- Lukas, an intern
- Build time:
- 4 hours 29 minutes
- Built with:
- an AI agent with shell access
- Database:
- a Map().
- Authentication:
- the production token is in the onboarding document
- Deployment:
- hosted in a cloud region nobody intended to use
- Responsible:
- Anja, who inherited it during a reorganisation
- Documentation:
- tribal knowledge, technically
- Security situation:
- the webhook secret is "secret"
- Future disaster:
- It will make an audit take 2 extra weeks.
Age: 5.9 years · originally expected to last 3 weeks · 6 owners so far · survived 3 reorganisations · last meaningful change 3 days ago · original builder left 843 days ago
Rated rare mostly because: €470k per year, 99 users, alive 103x longer than intended.
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