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Facilities built a monitor allocation database
“We have a backup somewhere.”— Regional Sales Lead
- Reason:
- Officially because the CEO asked for it in a corridor on a Monday. Copied to production via floppy disks.
- Built by:
- Olivier, a working student
- Build time:
- an afternoon, mostly
- Built with:
- Docker Compose on a machine called PROD2
- Database:
- Neo4j because someone drew arrows on a whiteboard
- Authentication:
- the password is stored in a Teams channel called "Passwords"
- Deployment:
- deployed from a Git commit nobody has pushed
- Responsible:
- Miriam, who only knows the frontend
- Documentation:
- a PDF exported from PowerPoint
- Security situation:
- the audit log is console.log
- Future disaster:
- It will get a support rota before it gets an owner.
Age: 15 days · originally expected to last 2 months · 1 owner so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 3 days ago
Rated common mostly because: €2k per year, 1 users.
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