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Maintenance built a pricing exception tracker
“We didn't have time for a ticket.”— HR Generalist
- Reason:
- Because the dashboard is updated manually every Sunday. Built in 3 evenings and demonstrated immediately afterwards.
- Built by:
- Anja, someone from Procurement
- Build time:
- one weekend
- Built with:
- Cursor, with YOLO mode emotionally enabled
- Database:
- a Git repository with one JSON file per customer
- Authentication:
- the password manager is memory
- Deployment:
- deployed manually because CI/CD "was taking too long"
- Responsible:
- "digital transformation"
- Documentation:
- two architecture diagrams that disagree
- Security situation:
- security is handled by keeping the URL secret
- Future disaster:
- It will duplicate every record after a timezone change.
Accidentally connected to (1)
- → depends on a server nobody is allowed to reboot
Age: 2.6 years · originally expected to last 2 months · 1 owner so far · survived 3 reorganisations · last meaningful change 3 days ago
Rated common mostly because: alive 16x longer than intended, 1 accidental connections, 1 users.
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Maintenance built a pricing exception tracker
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