What you are claiming
Sales built a probation review tracker
“We didn't have time to wait for IT.”— Finance Business Partner
- Reason:
- Allegedly because the approval requires 3 people for a €2,400 purchase. With 2 tests, all skipped.
- Built by:
- Tobias, the management assistant
- Build time:
- one weekend
- Built with:
- React, Vite and enthusiasm
- Database:
- a table called temp that has existed for 5 years
- Authentication:
- the session never expires because that was annoying
- Deployment:
- behind a domain that still contains the word test
- Responsible:
- Tobias, who is currently interviewing elsewhere
- Documentation:
- comments in the code, in a second language
- Security situation:
- authorization happens entirely in the frontend
- Future disaster:
- It will be used for an audit nobody told Miriam about.
Age: 2.4 years · originally expected to last 3 months · 1 owner so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 19 days ago · original builder left 469 days ago
Rated rare mostly because: 792 users, the builder has left, alive 10x longer than intended.
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