What you are claiming
Reception built a variance analysis dashboard
“It's read-only except for updates.”— HR Generalist
- Reason:
- Allegedly because Ravi has the only working copy of Budget2026_new.csv. With 3 tests, all skipped.
- Built by:
- Tobias, a warehouse supervisor
- Build time:
- one weekend
- Built with:
- Python, Flask and no requirements.txt
- Database:
- a MySQL database called temp-final on a machine under a desk
- Authentication:
- the reset password button emails the old password back
- Deployment:
- hosted in a cloud region nobody intended to use
- Responsible:
- Tobias, a warehouse supervisor. Only Tobias.
- Documentation:
- an email with the subject "quick overview"
- Security situation:
- the JWT secret is "changeme"
- Future disaster:
- It will be reported to the data protection officer by a customer.
Accidentally connected to (2)
- → queries a database view nobody owns
- → calls an API scheduled for removal
Age: 14 days · originally expected to last 3 weeks · 1 owner so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 3 days ago
Rated common mostly because: 2 accidental connections, €59k per year, 20% chance of becoming business critical.
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