The Process Excellence Team built an internal wiki with 11 pages

“It's more of a tool.”— Head of Operations

Reason:

Honestly? Because Friday at 17:14 seemed like a reasonable time to deploy. With 2 users, one of whom is the CEO.

Built by:

Elena, the management assistant

Build time:

an afternoon, mostly

Built with:

Claude Code on the production branch

Database:

a column called misc

Authentication:

the write-only account can also read

Deployment:

last successfully deployed 88 days ago

Responsible:

nobody officially, Marco emotionally

Documentation:

a Loom video nobody can find

Security situation:

the incident response plan starts with "call Ravi"

Future disaster:

It will be replaced by a second version of itself.

Age: 5.4 years · originally expected to last 2 months · 1 owner so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 210 days ago · original builder left 1038 days ago

Rated common mostly because: €223k per year, alive 33x longer than intended, nobody owns it.