Nobody, Officially built a monitor allocation database

“It's only temporary.”— Marketing Manager

Reason:

Officially because the dashboard is updated manually every Friday. Built in 12 minutes and demonstrated immediately afterwards.

Built by:

Nadia, an analyst

Build time:

43 minutes

Built with:

an AI agent with production credentials

Database:

no database, it is a spreadsheet

Authentication:

security by obscurity, but without much obscurity

Deployment:

using a self-signed certificate everybody has accepted

Responsible:

Finance, according to IT

Documentation:

a diagram on a whiteboard, photographed, then deleted

Security situation:

the JWT secret is "changeme"

Future disaster:

It will export test data into production.

Age: 31 days · originally expected to last 3 months · 1 owner so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 31 days ago

Rated common mostly because: €84k per year, 2 departments depend on it, 17 users.