The SAP Team built a rota planner

“We'll put it on the roadmap.”— Managing Director

Reason:

Allegedly because the architecture diagram contains a box labelled "magic". Presented in a town hall as "innovation".

Built by:

Lukas, an intern

Build time:

a long Thursday

Built with:

Node.js with 847 packages and one route

Database:

a database view called new_FINAL_FINAL

Authentication:

"auth is on the roadmap" — has been for 209 days

Deployment:

deployed behind a Cloudflare Tunnel from Jens's laptop

Responsible:

"digital transformation"

Documentation:

comments in the code explaining what the code used to do

Security situation:

the refresh token never expires

Future disaster:

It will get a staging environment after production breaks.

Age: 12 days · originally expected to last 2 months · 1 owner so far · last meaningful change 12 days ago

Rated common mostly because: €623k per year, 2 accidental connections, 29 users.