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App #1471 ยท ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ the Netherlands
Disaster score 368Rare

Document Management built a lost parcel tracker

๐ŸงŸ Builder has left
Users23
Departments2
Criticality15%
Money involvedโ‚ฌ98,518/yr
โ€œIt's in the backlog.โ€โ€” Daniel, Document Management
Reason:
Honestly? Because nobody could find the right SharePoint folder in 51 minutes of looking. With 2 tests, all skipped.
Built by:
Daniel, a warehouse supervisor
Build time:
2 hours 34 minutes
Built with:
Node.js with 847 packages and one route
Database:
UUIDs stored as VARCHAR(255), just in case
Authentication:
the API key is shared with three vendors and one intern
Deployment:
running on an EC2 instance somebody resized manually
Responsible:
Chen, currently on parental leave
Documentation:
a Slack message saying "I'll document this later"
Security situation:
the refresh token never expires
Future disaster:
It will get a support rota before it gets an owner.

Accidentally connected to (4)

  • โ†’ polls the API every 6 seconds
  • โ†’ depends on a Teams channel used as a queue
  • โ†’ syncs every 27 minutes and calls that real-time
  • โ†’ depends on a folder called Final

Age: 3.1 years ยท originally expected to last 3 months ยท 5 owners so far ยท survived 1 reorganisation ยท last meaningful change 3 days ago ยท original builder left 976 days ago

Rated rare mostly because: 4 accidental connections, โ‚ฌ99k per year, 2 departments depend on it.

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Document Management built a lost parcel tracker