Facility Services built a damaged goods register

“It's not shadow IT if the manager knows about it.”— IT Service Desk

Reason:

Because the vendor quoted 15 months and an alignment workshop. With a logo generated at 11:17.

Built by:

Sarah, a controller

Build time:

5 hours 6 minutes

Built with:

Next.js, because the tutorial used it

Database:

no database, it is a spreadsheet

Authentication:

the password was last changed 88 days ago

Deployment:

deployed by copying files over RDP

Responsible:

Ravi, according to Jira

Documentation:

a folder called OLD_DO_NOT_USE containing the current documentation

Security situation:

the certificate expired 411 days ago

Future disaster:

It will cause Marketing Manager to request an immediate status meeting.

Age: 77 days · originally expected to last 3 weeks · 1 owner so far · last meaningful change 77 days ago

Rated common mostly because: alive 4x longer than intended, €4k per year, 1 users.