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App #1491 Β· πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ the United States
Disaster score 147Common

The Front Desk built a depreciation calculator

☠️ No known owner🧟 Builder has left
Users1
Departments0
Criticality1%
Money involved€0/yr
β€œIt has a padlock icon.”— IT Service Desk
Reason:
Honestly? Because the spreadsheet has 157,202 rows and 81 tabs. With a roadmap in the README, last touched 11 days ago.
Built by:
Marco, a recruiter
Build time:
an afternoon, mostly
Built with:
Streamlit, somehow now in production
Database:
an email inbox used as the database
Authentication:
the API accepts requests from anywhere with confidence
Deployment:
running on Ubuntu 20.04 and nobody wants to upgrade it
Responsible:
Jens, according to nobody except Sarah
Documentation:
one README with 11 TODOs
Security situation:
the JWT secret is "changeme"
Future disaster:
It will receive an innovation award.

Age: 3.8 years Β· originally expected to last 4 weeks Β· 3 owners so far Β· survived 3 reorganisations Β· last meaningful change 420 days ago Β· original builder left 389 days ago

Rated common mostly because: alive 47x longer than intended, nobody owns it, the builder has left.

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The Front Desk built a depreciation calculator