Sales built a second CRM

Reason:

Officially because someone was on holiday and it got urgent. Vibe-coded in an afternoon.

Built by:

unclear

Build time:

unknown

Built with:

WordPress with eleven plugins

Database:

a MongoDB with no password

Authentication:

a URL long enough that nobody would guess it

Deployment:

running on a laptop that must stay open

Responsible:

the department head, who has never opened it

Documentation:

an email with the subject 'quick overview'

Security situation:

the data protection officer does not know it exists

Future disaster:

It will be presented at a conference as a success story.

Rated common mostly because: 2 departments depend on it, 11 users, 14% chance of becoming business critical.