Warehouse built a payment run checker

“It's more of a prototype.”— Bastian, Warehouse

Reason:

Honestly? Because the tiny change needs approval from 6 people. Renamed twice to avoid attention.

Built by:

Bastian, a controller

Build time:

a long Thursday

Built with:

SharePoint lists pretending to be an application

Database:

an API endpoint called /getAllData

Authentication:

MFA is optional, so naturally nobody uses it

Deployment:

deployed from Chen's laptop

Responsible:

a Teams channel with 2 active members

Documentation:

Kevin's memory

Security situation:

the audit log was disabled because the disk filled up

Future disaster:

It will silently stop syncing and nobody will notice for 4 months.

Age: 4.9 years · originally expected to last 3 months · 1 owner so far · survived 2 reorganisations · last meaningful change 420 days ago

Rated rare mostly because: €956k per year, 109 users, alive 20x longer than intended.