R&D built an asset register for 400 laptops

Reason:

Honestly? Because two teams disagreed about a column name. Built instead of the thing they were asked to build.

Built by:

unclear

Build time:

unknown

Built with:

Svelte, which nobody else here writes

Database:

a Postgres instance called `prod-final-2`

Authentication:

IP allow-list containing 0.0.0.0/0

Deployment:

deployed on Friday at 16:50

Responsible:

somebody who left in February

Documentation:

a Slack thread from eight months ago

Security situation:

it has an admin panel, unlinked, unprotected

Future disaster:

It will be presented at a conference as a success story.

Rated common mostly because: 14% chance of becoming business critical, 1 departments depend on it, 4 users.