CEO's Daughter built an internal wiki with 11 pages

“We'll clean it up after the audit.”— Marco, CEO's Daughter

Reason:

Honestly? Because the integration has been "temporarily disabled" for 9 months. Presented in a town hall as "innovation".

Built by:

Marco, a controller

Build time:

an afternoon, mostly

Built with:

a webhook pointed at someone's ngrok tunnel

Database:

an FTP server containing folders called NEW, NEW2 and FINAL

Authentication:

the password manager is memory

Deployment:

deployed manually because CI/CD "was taking too long"

Responsible:

nobody officially, Tobias emotionally

Documentation:

Elena's memory

Security situation:

the encryption key is in the source code

Future disaster:

It will be discovered during due diligence.

Age: 2.2 years · originally expected to last 3 weeks · 2 owners so far · last meaningful change 420 days ago · original builder left 448 days ago

Rated rare mostly because: €763k per year, alive 38x longer than intended, 34 users.