Procurement built a quote builder with a discount field and no limit

“We'll add monitoring later.”— Nadia, Procurement

Reason:

Mainly because Sales has a newer spreadsheet. With 2 tests, all skipped.

Built by:

Nadia, an analyst

Build time:

3 hours 58 minutes

Built with:

React, Vite and enthusiasm

Database:

Katrin's laptop, technically

Authentication:

the incident response plan is "call personName"

Deployment:

on a Raspberry Pi in the server room

Responsible:

whoever answers the support email

Documentation:

a file called how-it-works-v2-final-final.docx

Security situation:

password reset emails contain the old password

Future disaster:

It will be presented to management as evidence that shadow IT works.

Age: 1.9 years · originally expected to last 3 weeks · 1 owner so far · last meaningful change 210 days ago

Rated rare mostly because: 89% chance of becoming business critical, 3 accidental connections, alive 34x longer than intended.