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App #206 · 🇺🇸 the United States
Disaster score 602Legendary
Sales built a customer portal
🔥 Business critical🧟 Builder has left🏛️ Older than the department
Users116
Departments0
Criticality13%
Money involved€878,549/yr
“We'll migrate it eventually.”— Priya, Sales
- Reason:
- Allegedly because the shared password was last changed 411 days ago. Started as copy of copy of Budget2026_v2_v2.xlsx with a script attached.
- Built by:
- Priya, a recruiter
- Build time:
- 43 minutes
- Built with:
- Next.js, because the tutorial used it
- Database:
- a folder called DATABASE
- Authentication:
- MFA is enabled for 3 people
- Deployment:
- in a Docker container nobody can rebuild
- Responsible:
- an intern's old manager's manager
- Documentation:
- a README last updated 623 days ago
- Security situation:
- the pentest report is still marked draft
- Future disaster:
- It will be replaced by an Excel file during the migration.
Accidentally connected to (4)
- → depends on a Chrome profile nobody can recreate
- → has a cron job that triggers a webhook
- → calls an API marked deprecated
- → depends on Marco being logged in
Age: 9.0 years · originally expected to last 7 days · 1 owner so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 420 days ago · original builder left 558 days ago
Rated legendary mostly because: €879k per year, 4 accidental connections, 116 users.
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