Facilities built an internal wiki with 11 pages

“It's too obscure to attack.”— IT Service Desk

Reason:

Mainly because the demo environment contains real customer data. With a logo generated at 23:41.

Built by:

Tobias, a warehouse supervisor

Build time:

an afternoon, mostly

Built with:

Svelte, which nobody else here writes

Database:

a database view called prod_FINAL_FINAL

Authentication:

the incident response plan is "call personName"

Deployment:

running in a Kubernetes cluster created for a proof of concept

Responsible:

an agency acquired by another agency

Documentation:

none whatsoever

Security situation:

the API key is called PUBLIC_API_KEY

Future disaster:

It will fill the disk at 08:24.

Age: 4.9 years · originally expected to last 3 weeks · 5 owners so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 210 days ago · original builder left 70 days ago

Rated rare mostly because: 3 accidental connections, alive 85x longer than intended, 53 users.