What you are claiming
Facilities built an expense approval workflow
“Claude wrote most of it.”— Head of Operations
- Reason:
- Honestly? Because the process requires signatures from 7 people. With a logo generated at 17:28.
- Built by:
- Olivier, a team lead
- Build time:
- a long Thursday
- Built with:
- React, Vite and enthusiasm
- Database:
- a MongoDB with no password on port 27018
- Authentication:
- no login. It is on the intranet, so it is fine.
- Deployment:
- on the marketing website's server, somehow
- Responsible:
- a contractor invoicing €630/day through a third party
- Documentation:
- none whatsoever
- Security situation:
- it logs full customer records to the console
- Future disaster:
- It will duplicate every record after a timezone change.
Accidentally connected to (2)
- → downloads a CSV from SAP at 03:00
- → calls the production API with an admin token
Age: 340 days · originally expected to last 14 days · 2 owners so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 210 days ago
Rated legendary mostly because: €651k per year, 98% chance of becoming business critical, 208 users.
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