Facilities built an internal job board with two jobs

“It's on a weird port.”— Tobias, Facilities

Reason:

Because the documentation starts with "TODO". Built during an offsite instead of the thing they were asked to build.

Built by:

Tobias, a recruiter

Build time:

an afternoon, mostly

Built with:

WordPress with eleven plugins

Database:

a Map().

Authentication:

the role is a query parameter

Deployment:

deployed at 14:19 because "nobody will be using it then"

Responsible:

Sofia and Marco, who each think the other owns it

Documentation:

a Loom video nobody can find

Security situation:

it is indexed by Google. All of it.

Future disaster:

It will export test data into production.

Age: 1.4 years · originally expected to last 4 weeks · 1 owner so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 420 days ago · original builder left 455 days ago

Rated common mostly because: the builder has left, alive 17x longer than intended, 12 users.