The Management Assistant built an asset register for 400 laptops

“We'll migrate it eventually.”— Tobias, The Management Assistant

Reason:

Mainly because the shared password was last changed 411 days ago. Renamed twice to avoid attention.

Built by:

Tobias, a recruiter

Build time:

3 hours 40 minutes

Built with:

Next.js, because the tutorial used it

Database:

a JSON file in production

Authentication:

the admin password is Priya123

Deployment:

deployed with a shell script called deploy-final.sh

Responsible:

Nadia, according to Jira

Documentation:

a README that begins with "temporary notes"

Security situation:

security is handled by being behind the office Wi-Fi

Future disaster:

It will create a GDPR incident somebody describes as "probably minor".

Age: 245 days · originally expected to last 7 days · 2 owners so far · last meaningful change 74 days ago

Rated common mostly because: 168 users, €153k per year, alive 35x longer than intended.