Finance built an NPS survey with one respondent

“Claude wrote most of it.”— Miriam, Finance

Reason:

Mainly because somebody watched a 21 minute tutorial. Already exported 138,388 rows to somebody's laptop.

Built by:

Miriam, a team lead

Build time:

an afternoon, mostly

Built with:

WordPress with eleven plugins

Database:

a Postgres database called new containing 1 years of production data

Authentication:

a URL 70 characters long, which counts as security

Deployment:

deployed Tuesday at 16:10

Responsible:

a shared mailbox nobody reads

Documentation:

one README with 7 TODOs

Security situation:

the data protection officer does not know it exists

Future disaster:

It will trigger a call from the works council.

Age: 56 days · originally expected to last 4 weeks · 1 owner so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 56 days ago · original builder left 45 days ago

Rated legendary mostly because: €3.4m per year, 606 users, nobody owns it.