Logistics built a meme outbid.lol clone

“The budget expires this week.”— Managing Director

Reason:

Allegedly because the last person who understood it left 3 months ago. With 2 tests, all skipped.

Built by:

Katrin, a key account manager

Build time:

5 evenings

Built with:

Next.js, because the tutorial used it

Database:

passwords stored in a column called password

Authentication:

nobody knows the password, but the browser still does

Deployment:

deployed from the main branch because branches were confusing

Responsible:

whoever happens to be on call

Documentation:

a file called how-it-works-v2-final-final.docx

Security situation:

the privacy policy refers to a different application

Future disaster:

It will fill the disk at 16:43.

Age: 7.2 years · originally expected to last 14 days · 6 owners so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 823 days ago

Rated common mostly because: 86 users, alive 189x longer than intended, 2 accidental connections.