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App #621 ยท ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง the United Kingdom
Disaster score 512Rare

Logistics built a barcode scanner that only works on one phone

๐Ÿ”ฅ Business critical๐Ÿ›๏ธ Older than the department
Users184
Departments0
Criticality7%
Money involvedโ‚ฌ1,013,901/yr
โ€œIt's only temporary.โ€โ€” Kevin, Logistics
Reason:
Allegedly because someone said "just add AI". With a roadmap in the README, last touched 623 days ago.
Built by:
Kevin, a key account manager
Build time:
a long Thursday
Built with:
a no-code builder on a personal account
Database:
a MongoDB with no password on port 27017
Authentication:
the secret is in the screenshot in the README
Deployment:
deployed with a shell script called deploy-final.sh
Responsible:
Thomas, who insists they are not the owner
Documentation:
a folder called OLD_DO_NOT_USE containing the current documentation
Security situation:
the admin URL contains the word secret
Future disaster:
It will outlive two reorganisations.

Accidentally connected to (2)

  • โ†’ depends on Java 8 for reasons nobody remembers
  • โ†’ calls 6 internal APIs in sequence

Age: 6.2 years ยท originally expected to last 3 weeks ยท 6 owners so far ยท survived 3 reorganisations ยท last meaningful change 74 days ago

Rated rare mostly because: โ‚ฌ1.0m per year, 184 users, alive 109x longer than intended.

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Logistics built a barcode scanner that only works on one phone