Facility Services built an invoice matcher

“It has a login screen.”— Sarah, Facility Services

Reason:

Allegedly because the integration works unless it is Friday. With 2 users, one of whom is the CEO.

Built by:

Sarah, an intern

Build time:

8 evenings

Built with:

Vue, for personal reasons

Database:

a database on Marco's laptop

Authentication:

the token expiration date is optional

Deployment:

running from an image tagged latest

Responsible:

Elena, because everyone else refused

Documentation:

a Miro board that takes 5 minutes to load

Security situation:

the penetration test account had global admin

Future disaster:

It will accidentally CC 389 people.

Age: 3.3 years · originally expected to last 3 months · 2 owners so far · survived 2 reorganisations · last meaningful change 210 days ago

Rated common mostly because: 60% chance of becoming business critical, 2 departments depend on it, 23 users.