Facilities built an NPS survey with one respondent

“The code is self-documenting.”— Ravi, Facilities

Reason:

Mainly because the printer is somehow involved. Renamed twice to avoid attention.

Built by:

Ravi, a controller

Build time:

a long Thursday

Built with:

Streamlit

Database:

a column called do_not_use that is required

Authentication:

the service account has global admin, just in case

Deployment:

in a Docker container nobody can rebuild

Responsible:

Chen, who inherited it from Ravi by accident

Documentation:

a README describing a version that no longer exists

Security situation:

MFA was disabled after somebody lost their phone

Future disaster:

It will stop working when Tobias leaves the company.

Age: 2.3 years · originally expected to last 3 weeks · 6 owners so far · last meaningful change 19 days ago · original builder left 300 days ago

Rated legendary mostly because: 6 accidental connections, 3 departments depend on it, alive 39x longer than intended.