Legal built an app only Kevin knows exists

“The password changes every year.”— Regional Sales Lead

Reason:

Mainly because the documentation starts with "TODO". Presented in a town hall as "innovation".

Built by:

Katrin, someone from Procurement

Build time:

one weekend

Built with:

an AI agent with shell access

Database:

a private Slack channel called #data-backup

Authentication:

the security model is "it is behind Cloudflare"

Deployment:

running from a zip file called Suppliers_final.csv

Responsible:

Marco, who is currently interviewing elsewhere

Documentation:

tribal knowledge, technically

Security situation:

there is one shared admin account

Future disaster:

It will turn out to contain the only correct customer addresses.

Age: 14 days · originally expected to last 14 days · 1 owner so far · last meaningful change 14 days ago

Rated common mostly because: 2 accidental connections, 16 users, 6% chance of becoming business critical.