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Procurement built a parking space allocation app
“It's read-only. Mostly.”— Plant Manager
- Reason:
- Because nobody could find the right SharePoint folder in 12 minutes of looking. Forked from a tutorial at 16:04 and never cleaned up.
- Built by:
- Olivier, a working student
- Build time:
- a long Thursday
- Built with:
- plain HTML and 1,900 lines of jQuery
- Database:
- Airtable on Chen's personal plan
- Authentication:
- an API key in the frontend bundle
- Deployment:
- SSL certificate expires in 4 days
- Responsible:
- an intern whose contract ended in February
- Documentation:
- one README with 10 TODOs
- Security situation:
- a security review was scheduled for August and quietly cancelled
- Future disaster:
- It will outlive two reorganisations.
Age: 5.2 years · originally expected to last 3 weeks · 4 owners so far · survived 3 reorganisations · last meaningful change 19 days ago · original builder left 438 days ago
Rated rare mostly because: 218 users, 5 departments depend on it, alive 91x longer than intended.
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Procurement built a parking space allocation app
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