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App #714 ยท ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง the United Kingdom
Disaster score 808Mythic

Field Service built Excel, but in React

๐Ÿ”ฅ Business critical
Users694
Departments1
Criticality72%
Money involvedโ‚ฌ3,892,261/yr
โ€œIt's more of a proof of concept.โ€โ€” Kevin, Field Service
Reason:
Allegedly because Jira needs 7 clicks and two approvals to record two hours of overtime. With 2 tests, all skipped.
Built by:
Kevin, a field technician
Build time:
an afternoon, mostly
Built with:
React, Vite and enthusiasm
Database:
a folder called DO_NOT_DELETE_OLD
Authentication:
the admin password is Priya123
Deployment:
running with 94% memory usage and "seems fine"
Responsible:
the person sitting closest to the printer
Documentation:
a Slack message saying "I'll document this later"
Security situation:
the admin page is protected by not linking to it
Future disaster:
It will be presented to management as evidence that shadow IT works.

Age: 214 days ยท originally expected to last 3 months ยท 1 owner so far ยท last meaningful change 210 days ago

Rated mythic mostly because: โ‚ฌ3.9m per year, 694 users, 72% chance of becoming business critical.

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Field Service built Excel, but in React