An intern built a timesheet app because the other timesheet app sucks

“The customer already saw the demo.”— Katrin, An intern

Reason:

Honestly? Because the integration works unless it is Thursday. With 3 tests, all skipped.

Built by:

Katrin, a warehouse supervisor

Build time:

a long Thursday

Built with:

an AI agent with shell access

Database:

booleans stored as "yes", "no", "Y", "N" and occasionally "maybe"

Authentication:

Tobias knows the password

Deployment:

running behind nginx config copied from Stack Overflow

Responsible:

Olivier, because they clicked "create project" first

Documentation:

a Notion page titled "New docs"

Security situation:

the vulnerability scanner is blocked by the firewall

Future disaster:

It will duplicate every record after a timezone change.

Age: 4.4 years · originally expected to last 4 weeks · 2 owners so far · survived 3 reorganisations · last meaningful change 74 days ago

Rated common mostly because: direct production access, alive 54x longer than intended, 1 accidental connections.