Dog Shelter Team built a video game

“The API isn't documented.”— Head of Operations

Reason:

Officially because the existing report is a PDF of a screenshot of Stock_list.csv. Quietly rolled out to five countries.

Built by:

Sofia, the management assistant

Build time:

1 hours 17 minutes

Built with:

Next.js, because the tutorial used it

Database:

a production table with no primary key

Authentication:

the encryption key is in the source code

Deployment:

deployed manually because CI/CD "was taking too long"

Responsible:

Elena, according to nobody except Jens

Documentation:

a folder called OLD_DO_NOT_USE containing the current documentation

Security situation:

the temporary firewall rule is 16 months old

Future disaster:

It will cause Security to ask "what application?".

Age: 121 days · originally expected to last 3 months · 2 owners so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 121 days ago · original builder left 42 days ago

Rated common mostly because: 3 accidental connections, nobody owns it, the builder has left.