An intern built an NPS survey with one respondent

“It's on a weird port.”— Sarah, An intern

Reason:

Honestly? Because the optional field breaks everything if left empty. With 2 users, one of whom is the CEO.

Built by:

Sarah, a field technician

Build time:

5 evenings

Built with:

React, Vite and enthusiasm

Database:

a MongoDB with no password on port 27018

Authentication:

the password is the company name plus 2024

Deployment:

deployed from Daniel's laptop

Responsible:

an intern's old manager's manager

Documentation:

a Notion page with one sentence and 16 empty headings

Security situation:

security is handled by being "internal only"

Future disaster:

It will receive an innovation award.

Age: 251 days · originally expected to last 3 months · 1 owner so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 19 days ago · original builder left 181 days ago

Rated common mostly because: the builder has left, 1 accidental connections, alive 3x longer than intended.