Facilities built a meme outbid.lol clone

“It's just a webhook.”— Plant Manager

Reason:

Honestly? Because the architecture diagram contains a box labelled "magic". With a settings page that does nothing.

Built by:

Daniel, a field technician

Build time:

one weekend

Built with:

Next.js, because the tutorial used it

Database:

Chen's laptop, technically

Authentication:

MFA is disabled because somebody lost their phone

Deployment:

deployed from the main branch because branches were confusing

Responsible:

Finance Business Partner, who delegated it to somebody who left

Documentation:

a file called how-it-works-v2-final-final.docx

Security situation:

the pentest report is still marked draft

Future disaster:

It will get rewritten, producing exactly the same system.

Age: 15 days · originally expected to last 2 months · 2 owners so far · last meaningful change 15 days ago · original builder left 57 days ago

Rated common mostly because: the builder has left, 1 accidental connections, €8k per year.