Dog Shelter Team built a deployment button

“Nobody would want this data.”— Regional Sales Lead

Reason:

Allegedly because the roadmap says Q3, but nobody wrote down the year. With a roadmap in the README, last touched 317 days ago.

Built by:

Nadia, a product owner

Build time:

an afternoon, mostly

Built with:

Vue, for personal reasons

Database:

a SharePoint list with 2,283 items

Authentication:

the secret is in .env.example

Deployment:

SSL certificate expires in 6 days

Responsible:

"the team", which is Nadia

Documentation:

one README with 7 TODOs

Security situation:

it emails a CSV of everything at 14:51, nightly

Future disaster:

It will create a GDPR incident somebody describes as "probably minor".

Age: 179 days · originally expected to last 7 days · 2 owners so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 179 days ago

Rated legendary mostly because: 5 accidental connections, alive 26x longer than intended, 2 departments depend on it.