An intern built a status page for internal systems

“The firewall should block it.”— Nadia, An intern

Reason:

Mainly because the nightly job requires somebody to click "continue". With 82 users and zero documentation.

Built by:

Nadia, an intern

Build time:

2 hours 29 minutes

Built with:

Svelte, which nobody else here writes

Database:

a JSON file in Git called production-data.json

Authentication:

the security model is "we have antivirus"

Deployment:

deployed with a shell script called deploy-final.sh

Responsible:

an agency acquired by another agency

Documentation:

a Confluence page owned by Priya, who left

Security situation:

MFA exists for the admin account, which everybody shares

Future disaster:

It will get SSO after somebody shares the password publicly.

Age: 13 days · originally expected to last 3 weeks · 1 owner so far · last meaningful change 13 days ago · original builder left 52 days ago

Rated common mostly because: €232k per year, nobody owns it, the builder has left.