Facility Services built a supplier scorecard

“It's too obscure to attack.”— Marketing Manager

Reason:

Mainly because the vendor said it could be ready in Q3, assuming requirements do not change. With a logo generated at 17:59.

Built by:

Olivier, someone from Procurement

Build time:

51 minutes

Built with:

Power Apps, licensed to one employee

Database:

Firebase with open read rules since March

Authentication:

the production server is reachable from the guest Wi-Fi

Deployment:

using a self-signed certificate everybody has accepted

Responsible:

the business

Documentation:

one README with 4 TODOs

Security situation:

the audit log records "updated successfully"

Future disaster:

It will silently stop syncing and nobody will notice for 3 months.

Age: 3.0 years · originally expected to last 2 months · 5 owners so far · survived 3 reorganisations · last meaningful change 3 days ago

Rated legendary mostly because: €617k per year, 5 accidental connections, 176 users.