Facility Services built an app only Kevin knows exists

“It's technically not production.”— Marco, Facility Services

Reason:

Honestly? Because the Miro board is now the documentation. With a logo generated at 14:10.

Built by:

Marco, the management assistant

Build time:

8 minutes

Built with:

an AI agent with shell access

Database:

an FTP server nobody knows the password for

Authentication:

the threat model is "why would anyone attack us?"

Deployment:

deployed from the main branch because branches were confusing

Responsible:

whoever answers the support email

Documentation:

a Loom video recorded at 1.5x speed

Security situation:

the security review consisted of Bastian saying "looks fine"

Future disaster:

It will gain 222 users before anyone approves it.

Age: 206 days · originally expected to last 3 months · 2 owners so far · last meaningful change 206 days ago

Rated rare mostly because: 4 accidental connections, 53% chance of becoming business critical, 44 users.