What you are claiming
Sales built a 'temporary' inventory system
“It's read-only. Mostly.”— Chen, Sales
- Reason:
- Because someone built a prototype during lunch. Started as Headcount_old_use-this-one.xlsx with a script attached.
- Built by:
- Chen, the management assistant
- Build time:
- one weekend
- Built with:
- a no-code builder on a personal account
- Database:
- a mini PC behind the reception desk
- Authentication:
- the security model is "it is behind Cloudflare"
- Deployment:
- SSL certificate expires in 14 days
- Responsible:
- Operations, but they strongly disagree
- Documentation:
- none whatsoever
- Security situation:
- the firewall rule is labelled TEMP
- Future disaster:
- It will be migrated into SAP and then quietly migrated back.
Age: 2.9 years · originally expected to last 14 days · 6 owners so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 420 days ago
Rated rare mostly because: 334 users, 63% chance of becoming business critical, alive 74x longer than intended.
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