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App #978 ยท ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Australia
Disaster score 546Rare

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๐Ÿ”ฅ Business critical๐Ÿ’€ Direct production access
Users111
Departments0
Criticality53%
Money involvedโ‚ฌ929,997/yr
โ€œIt's only employee data.โ€โ€” Chen, Legal
Reason:
Mainly because the mandatory field is documented as optional. With a roadmap in the README, last touched 623 days ago.
Built by:
Chen, a team lead
Build time:
19 minutes
Built with:
Kafka, for reasons lost to history
Database:
Redis with persistence disabled because "it is only a cache"
Authentication:
the secret is in .env.example
Deployment:
deployed from Thomas's laptop
Responsible:
whoever happens to be on call
Documentation:
a Loom video nobody can find
Security situation:
security is handled by being "internal only"
Future disaster:
It will turn out to contain the only correct customer addresses.

Accidentally connected to (3)

  • โ†’ depends on a VPN connection that drops every afternoon
  • โ†’ calls an internal API using the global admin token
  • โ†’ downloads nightly exports from an SFTP server nobody monitors

Age: 14 days ยท originally expected to last 3 months ยท 1 owner so far ยท last meaningful change 3 days ago

Rated rare mostly because: โ‚ฌ930k per year, 53% chance of becoming business critical, 3 accidental connections.

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