Legal built a customer portal

Reason:

Honestly? Because the audit is in six weeks. Built in a single weekend.

Built by:

unclear

Build time:

unknown

Built with:

Next.js, because the tutorial used it

Database:

the production database, directly

Authentication:

the password is the company name plus 2024

Deployment:

running on a free tier that expires in nine days

Responsible:

'the team', which is one person

Documentation:

a diagram on a whiteboard, photographed, deleted

Security situation:

it logs full customer records to the console

Future disaster:

It will hold the only copy of something important.

Rated common mostly because: 2 departments depend on it, 14% chance of becoming business critical, 10 users.