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App #1595 Β· πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ the United States
Disaster score 570Legendary

Whoever Was In The Meeting built a salary review spreadsheet with buttons

πŸ•ΈοΈ Load bearing
Users217
Departments1
Criticality24%
Money involved€31,231/yr
β€œIt's only for one department.”— HR Generalist
Reason:
Honestly? Because the last person who understood it left 13 months ago. With 833 users and 81 feature requests.
Built by:
Elena, a working student
Build time:
3 evenings
Built with:
Lovable, and a pinch of stupidity
Database:
a Kubernetes PersistentVolume nobody wants to delete
Authentication:
the backend trusts whatever role the frontend sends
Deployment:
behind a CDN for an app only used inside one building
Responsible:
Finance, according to IT
Documentation:
a file called how-it-works-v2-final-final.docx
Security situation:
the session never expires
Future disaster:
It will process the same invoice 5 times.

Accidentally connected to (5)

  • β†’ polls the API every 4 seconds
  • β†’ uses Dropbox as object storage
  • β†’ depends on a VPN connection that drops every afternoon
  • β†’ depends on a folder called Final
  • β†’ depends on email attachments arriving before 07:00

⚠️ Removing this app may now destroy the company.

Age: 232 days Β· originally expected to last 7 days Β· 1 owner so far Β· last meaningful change 232 days ago

Rated legendary mostly because: 5 accidental connections, 217 users, alive 33x longer than intended.

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