Whoever Was In The Meeting built a salary review spreadsheet with buttons

“It's only for one department.”— HR Generalist

Reason:

Honestly? Because the last person who understood it left 13 months ago. With 833 users and 81 feature requests.

Built by:

Elena, a working student

Build time:

3 evenings

Built with:

Lovable, and a pinch of stupidity

Database:

a Kubernetes PersistentVolume nobody wants to delete

Authentication:

the backend trusts whatever role the frontend sends

Deployment:

behind a CDN for an app only used inside one building

Responsible:

Finance, according to IT

Documentation:

a file called how-it-works-v2-final-final.docx

Security situation:

the session never expires

Future disaster:

It will process the same invoice 5 times.

Age: 232 days · originally expected to last 7 days · 1 owner so far · last meaningful change 232 days ago

Rated legendary mostly because: 5 accidental connections, 217 users, alive 33x longer than intended.